An interesting news story has recently come to my attention. If, like me, you don’t watch late-night TV, you may have missed it. As I’ve said before, I feel it is my duty to inform my readers of the important issues in the world. Besides, this is the perfect follow-up to my wiener post.
The city of Fort Wayne, IN has recently decided to rename one of their government buildings. They conducted an on-line poll, and the overwhelming majority of voters wanted to name it after former mayor Harry Baals. (In case you’re unsure, his last name is pronounced “balls”.) Even though Mr. Baals was the clear favorite, the building will not be named after him. The official reason the city gave is that they wanted to choose a person that would be known outside of Fort Wayne. Yeah right. They just didn’t want to become the butt of late-night talk show jokes, but by denying the voters their choice, they have done exactly that.
It’s really kind of unfortunate. Mr. Baals served several terms as mayor and even died while in office. From what I gather, he was a very popular mayor. Everyone liked Harry Baals. And yet the man can’t have a government building named after him. As if going through life with a name like that weren’t punishment enough.
It sounds like a gag straight out of The Simpsons. Bart calls Moe’s Bar and says, “I’m looking for a Mr. Baals, first name Harry.” Moe puts down the phone and shouts, “I’m looking for Harry Baals. Somebody go in the men’s room and see if you can find Harry Baals!”
A few years ago, the city named a street after Mr. Baals. It was called Harry Baals Drive, but they soon had to change the name to H.W. Baals Drive. People (presumably teenage boys) were constantly stealing the street signs. They must be the same guys who are always stealing the I-69 signs around here.
One thing I can say is that I’m never going to feel bad about my name again. I have a boring first name and unusual/hard to spell last name. I imagine many people have similar complaints. Just remember, it could be worse. You could have been Harry Baals.
Once I had to call on a guy at INDOT named Dick Groscock. Try to say that one without giggling. Yes, Moms giggle at stuff like that too. What are their parents thinking. I just gave you a beautiful, albeit boring name.
I agree with you on the parents name choice. But maybe that is why he made mayor. His name would stand out on the ballot. Good post I really liked it. Still have a smile on my face.